imeverywoman420:

we have to abolish “couldn’t be me 💅🏻“ ideology. Learn empathy…. The love of your life could cheat on you and pawn your jewelry. You could become a hoarder. You could get swindled by a talking goat. Shut up. It COULD be you.

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funnytwittertweets:

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shaunofthedead:

you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look

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dakt37:

dakt37:

Hey, if you’re a minor and you’re following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

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wackywizardz:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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r0zeclawz:

didnt attack OR kill anyone today btw

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catchymemes:

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catmask:

truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology ™ skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.

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